Monday, July 16, 2012

5 Things We Know About Fred

Well Fred has been with us for a week or so and has definitely made his mark in the family. 1st, his speed has not yet improved, still moves pretty damn slow, 2nd, he loves to bark for hours if he sees someone leave from the front door. You may think he would take a breath every once in a while or at least get tired, NO, not Fred. He can keep barking until all humans have to go outside to get a break.  So that means that when you leave for work, you have to sneak out of the house. 3rd, he LOVES to be petted. Around 2:30 every morning, he comes around to my side of the bed, not Johns, mine, and decides he needs to be petted. He will cry until he finally gets petted, so I have stick my hand over the side of the bed and scratch his head for a minute or two and he finally goes back to sleep.  4th, when he doesn't want to do something, he puts his down, lowers his bum and refuses to budge.  So to move him you must scoot him across the floor.  Thank goodness we have wood floors and no carpet or he would never move.

And 5th just to make sure everyone understands exactly how lazy he is, he lays down to eat EVERY SINGLE TIME!  Check out the nose over the bowl.  His head is huge!!!!

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